A brilliantly funny exploration of the twin mysteries of parenthood and families from the Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Timesabestselling author of Insane City. In his New York Timesabestselling Iall Mature When Iam Dead, Dave Barry embarked on the treacherous seas of adulthood, to hilarious results. What comes next? Parenthood, of course, and families. In uproarious, brand-new pieces, Barry tackles everything from family trips, bat mitzvah parties and dating (heas serious about that title: aWhen my daughter can legally commence datingaFebruary 24, 2040aI intend to monitor her closely, even if I am deceaseda) to funeral instructions (aI would like my eulogy to be given by William Shatnera), the differences between male and female friendships, the deeper meaning of Fifty Shades of Grey, and a fatheras ultimate sacrifice: accompanying his daughter to a Justin Bieber concert (aIt turns out that the noise teenaged girls make to express happiness is the same noise they would make if their feet were being gnawed off by badgersa). Letas face it: families not only enrich our lives every day, they drive us completely around the bend. Thank goodness we have Dave Barry as our guide!FACT: The Hunger Games, as originally conceived by the author, was supposed to be a threebook series on the ... But, as a rule, your publisher will expect you to write your first book all by yourself. ... Also, childrena#39;s books are typically just twentyfour pages long and consist almost entirely of large illustrations, so the totalanbsp;...
|Title||:||You Can Date Boys When You're Forty|
|Publisher||:||Penguin - 2014-03-04|