You Can Date Boys When You're Forty

You Can Date Boys When You're Forty

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A brilliantly funny exploration of the twin mysteries of parenthood and families from the Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Timesa€“bestselling author of Insane City. In his New York Timesa€“bestselling Ia€™ll Mature When Ia€™m Dead, Dave Barry embarked on the treacherous seas of adulthood, to hilarious results. What comes next? Parenthood, of course, and families. In uproarious, brand-new pieces, Barry tackles everything from family trips, bat mitzvah parties and dating (hea€™s serious about that title: a€œWhen my daughter can legally commence datinga€”February 24, 2040a€”I intend to monitor her closely, even if I am deceaseda€) to funeral instructions (a€œI would like my eulogy to be given by William Shatnera€), the differences between male and female friendships, the deeper meaning of Fifty Shades of Grey, and a fathera€™s ultimate sacrifice: accompanying his daughter to a Justin Bieber concert (a€œIt turns out that the noise teenaged girls make to express happiness is the same noise they would make if their feet were being gnawed off by badgersa€). Leta€™s face it: families not only enrich our lives every day, they drive us completely around the bend. Thank goodness we have Dave Barry as our guide!FACT: The Hunger Games, as originally conceived by the author, was supposed to be a threebook series on the ... But, as a rule, your publisher will expect you to write your first book all by yourself. ... Also, childrena#39;s books are typically just twentyfour pages long and consist almost entirely of large illustrations, so the totalanbsp;...

Title:You Can Date Boys When You're Forty
Author:Dave Barry
Publisher:Penguin - 2014-03-04


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