Journalism and criminal justice student Patella Sackworth wants to become a rich and famous poet. So the sudden arrival in town of mysterious Verga Bless who claims she can make Balona poets rich and famous soon captures Ptella's imagination and bank account. Soon also, townsfolk begin to suffer The Pales, general weakness, and sores on their necks. This tongue-in-cheek vampire story may provide some clues as to how Patella reaches her goals.I have to cut out and paste on a big piece of paper hundreds of little ads that people pay for. ... The minty taste and smell of the paste reminds me of Miss Felicia Argle, my second-grade teacher who always had paste marks on her rear endanbsp;...
|Publisher||:||BalonaBooks - 2006|