The Redneck Guide to Raisin' Children by Annie and Glen-Bob SmithHere at last, a definitive how-to parenting guide that deals with everything from fixing up the nursery to dating outside the family. All the major concerns parents have, whether they have itty-bitty infants or teenagers smoking behind the garage, are addressed in this practical, easy-to-read manual. Topics include:*Why Smokey and the Bandit is the best baby-sitting tool of all*The use and care of snot rags*Redneck go-carts--how to build 'em and maintain 'em*Spam, and why it is considered nature's perfect food (note: tastes great with grape Kool-Aid)... big pistolineach hand and snarling, aBack off!a Yourboy can make his own setofmud flaps bycutting squares out of a neighbora#39;s porch carpet while theya#39;re away bowling or vacationing at the junkyard. Rednecksa#39; Five Favorite Pickup Lines 1.
|Title||:||The Redneck Guide To Raisin' Children|
|Author||:||Annie Smith, Glen-Bob Smith|
|Publisher||:||St. Martin's Griffin - 2014-08-12|