Every time you mess up, you feel the need to make an excuse. If you're tired of offering the same old tired explanations, take your pick from this encyclopedic collection of hundreds of excuses you've never used before. They're organized into categories like medical emergencies (qI have a chemical imbalanceq), weather (qthe humidity swelled my door shutq), ancient proverbs (qnothing is inevitable until it happensq), and reasons that make no sense (qI did my own thing and now I have to undo itq). You can even pick the perfect excuse for particular people: boss, spouse, date, or cop. Serious excuse makers will appreciate the psychological interpretations of various responses, to make sure you pick the right one for every situation.aquot;I was trying to hurry to a gas station before I ran out completely!aquot; a#39;That doesna#39;t mean kilometers per hour?aquot; aquot;Mv car has a mind of its own.aquot; aquot;My a#39;check enginea#39; light suddenly came on a I thought the engine would blow up.a#39; aquot;I thought you wereanbsp;...
|Title||:||The Little Giant Encyclopedia of Outrageous Excuses|
|Publisher||:||Sterling Publishing Company, Inc. - 2006-01-01|