Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) * Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them) * EBay addiction and why qIt ain't worth having if it ain't on eBayq (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?) * Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues * And so much more! Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.Ia#39;ve signed away my organs and, frankly, the way ... She sure was thinking it, though. When I took my ... I had been afraid that I was one step away from the old awitch test, a where they would dunk me in a vat of NyQuil to see if I would sink.
|Title||:||Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank|
|Publisher||:||Macmillan - 2007-09-04|