A wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood. With cocktail recipes. Being a new mom is aAHHHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?a hard. Why are all these tiny clothes so expensive? Who wrote these mind-numbing board books? Will Mommy ever carry a purse again thatas not a diaper bag? And how is she even functioning off so little sleep? Reasons Mommy Drinks is a fresh, insightful, and hilarious collection of the various struggles faced by new parentsafrom mommy groups and single-people envy to the end of maternity leaveawith a well-deserved cocktail recipe to go with each one. This must-have resource will help sleep-deprived new moms survive the baby years with their sense of humor, if not their lives as they once knew them, intact.When Mommy was single, she remembers seeing a parent with child in tow and praying that person wouldna#39;t sit next to her. ... up the courage to board the return flight home, let alone take advantage of JetBluea#39;s seat sale for trip number two.
|Title||:||Reasons Mommy Drinks|
|Author||:||Lyranda Martin-Evans, Fiona Stevenson|
|Publisher||:||Three Rivers Press - 2013-09-10|