FinallyaA Pregnancy Book That Won't Put Men to Sleep My Boys Can Swim! tells real men everything they really want to know about pregnancy, such as: How much is it going to cost? Why does your wife primp before seeing her doctor when she hasn't put a stitch of make-up on for you in months? And, most important, what's it going to do to your sex life? This rollicking, laugh-out-loud book is for expectant dads in search of bottom-line pregnancy information, without all that boring touchy-feely stuff you find in those books written for women. Inside you'll discover helpfulaand hilariousainformation and insights on such topics as: The Maternity Wardrobe: qA key part of the maternity wardrobe is maternity underwearaparachute-like undies big enough to fit an NFL defensive lineman.q Baby Names: qDon't give your kids mockable names like Thaddeus, which is Greek for 'I'm a dork and should be beaten up.'q The Birth: qNo one told me it's normal that babies' heads can be misshapen at birth. I was convinced that my wife gave birth to Veldar, the conehead.q From the Trade Paperback edition.a#39;aquot; The Birth: aquot;No one told me ita#39;s normal that babiesa#39; heads can be misshapen at birth. I was convinced that my wife gave birth to Veldar, the conehead.aquot; From the Trade Paperback edition.
|Title||:||My Boys Can Swim!|
|Publisher||:||Crown Archetype - 2009-02-19|