Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks)

Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks)

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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk a Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Dog and Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their green eyed and egocentric furry friends with these curious a humorous dog and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cats and doggys at their jerkiest moments. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk cat and dog psyche. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter a Dusty Glitter * Scooping a Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing a Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 2 in 1 compilation of qCats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 2 and qDogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!q Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments with your kids...Use a deadbolt, use a chain lock, or use furniture as heavy blocks. Whatever you do, protect ... All there is left to say is that a cat is a piece of work and a cat is always, always, always only a really big pesky jerk. About The Author About The anbsp;...

Title:Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks)
Author:Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher:Speedy Publishing LLC - 2014-02-22


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